Yo Bitches, start yo’ engines

Randy Moss is an enigma, that has never been disputed. The Pat’s star receiver has some extra curricula activities that will keep him busy during the off season. Randy Moss has shown in the past that his interests include beating spending time with his girlfriend, smoking weed, disappearing in the playoffs, yet he has a new hobby. Truck Racing. No, I’m not kidding, Moss is going to be forming “Moss Motorsports” which will be competing in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series.

“We don’t have all of the details in place just yet, but I am very excited about Moss Motorsports becoming a part of NASCAR,” Moss said. “I am by nature a very competitive person and this is an outlet for me to compete at another level. There are some pretty awesome challenges in building a program like this from the ground up, but I am looking forward to it. That’s just another aspect of the competition – you want to find the best people available and you’re competing with all the other teams out there. We’re starting to look at who the best people are and working on getting them to be a part of our team.” (msnbc.com)

I am stunned that Moss has the slightest clue what this sport entails, because he seems to lack the usual characteristics of a NASCAR fan (insert whatever stereotype you want). Right now Moss has no drivers on his team, but there is a certain retired Red Sox left fielder who could suit up and drive his truck for Team Moss.