So I just stumbled across this poll on ESPN.com, which in itself is a tad ridiculous (how can you possibly compare a DE and a WR in the simple terms of “Who’s better?”?), but the results are even worse.
That’s right, kids. The WWL has brainwashed us into thinking – wait for it – Brett Favre is better than Adrian Peterson.
Read that again.
Brett Favre > Adrian Peterson.
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/head asplodes
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As an FYI, my vote is on the right. I may be a tad biased, but I stick by my top 15 or so.