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Hello world!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 7, 2010 by hzmls

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Josh Beckett impregnated your girlfriend with his glare

Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2010 by hzmls

Yo everyone out there in Hysteria world which at this point must be two of you. I'm at the game tonight freezing my testicles off at the Red Sox game. Luckily after the injuries to Ellsbury and Cameron we are down to our fifth outfielder who is either going to be Darren Bragg or Tom Brunansky. Check out my twitter feed tonight for all the action. Cheers.

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things that sucked today

Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2010 by hzmls

1 pats not in the super bowl
2 I haven't successfully bedded scarlett johansen
3 BC Lost to the Aryan nation because they had no last second play
4 the bruins…..my god they suck
5 its twenty fucking degrees out
6 can someone please explain how the sox are any better than the yanks?
7 my bar bill…..Fml
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That my friend is

Posted in Uncategorized on January 10, 2010 by hzmls

A) a touchdown
B) a two point conversion
C) the game
D) all of the above
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Oh well

Posted in Uncategorized on January 10, 2010 by hzmls

I hate that the Patriots are losing to stabby stab stab RAY RAY. But at least this challenge will let us know if Sandra Bullock saved the poor black kid or not.
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Halftime

Posted in Uncategorized on January 10, 2010 by hzmls

LT is being interviewed and being at Hooters I can't hear what he said but I can assume it was "waaa waaaa I get hurt all time waaa waaaa my career is over." Lt do you see that munchkin Darren Sproles, he's going to take your job very….

That being said I think the Chargers are going to win the AFC
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Shalom biatch

Posted in Uncategorized on January 10, 2010 by hzmls

Hebrew Edelman just gave me a tiny chub in my pants. I love the tribe of David so much. Uncircumsized Jews rule!
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